Wednesday, April 30, 2008
Monday, April 28, 2008
Tuesday, April 22, 2008
Sunday, April 20, 2008
Men, Anyway!
At the hospital the other night a patient asked his son, who was visiting, to turn on the fan, as he was feeling rather warm. The son obliged; switched it on and inquired, "Do you want it ovulating?"... then he paused, as if searching for the right word.
His embarrassed wife quickly interjected, "Honey, I think you mean oscillating."
"Oh... right!", he agreed.
It was one of those eye-rolling moments where the wife just sighs and carries on.
I couldn't stop laughing.
His embarrassed wife quickly interjected, "Honey, I think you mean oscillating."
"Oh... right!", he agreed.
It was one of those eye-rolling moments where the wife just sighs and carries on.
I couldn't stop laughing.
Friday, April 18, 2008
Crackers!
Tuesday, April 15, 2008
Where's Gramma?
Madison.
It seems like she's always happy and very charming.
Seemingly....
It seems like she's always happy and very charming.
Seemingly....
This morning I saw another facet to this jewel. I'd just washed and towel-dried my hair when she wandered in, looking for me. Well, she took one look and ran away, screaming at the top of her lungs, crying inconsolably. I guess she was wondering what I'd done to her gramma.
(She was visibly relieved when I reappeared with my hair combed and dried.)
(She was visibly relieved when I reappeared with my hair combed and dried.)
Sunday, April 13, 2008
Pre-reading Skills
We hired a lawn service to apply fertilizer and weed control this Spring. They put down the first application a few days ago, and planted their sign at the lawn's edge, warning us to stay off until it was dry. When Luke spotted the sign flapping in the wind, he exclaimed, "Look, Vovó, it's a party!"
So we went inside and pretended it was.
So we went inside and pretended it was.