The First Hundred

...in the light of eternity. "Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest." Wilson Mizner

Sunday, April 20, 2008

Men, Anyway!

At the hospital the other night a patient asked his son, who was visiting, to turn on the fan, as he was feeling rather warm. The son obliged; switched it on and inquired, "Do you want it ovulating?"... then he paused, as if searching for the right word.
His embarrassed wife quickly interjected, "Honey, I think you mean oscillating."
"Oh... right!", he agreed.
It was one of those eye-rolling moments where the wife just sighs and carries on.
I couldn't stop laughing.

2 Comments:

  • At 4/20/2008 9:42 PM, Blogger Aunt Jo said…

    HAHAHAHAHAH!!! Men! What do they know about ovaries, or oscillating fans apparently.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    AJ had to leave so I'll answer this.
    AJ, honey, babe, sweetheart. We know how to plug them in and turn them on and off. There you go.

     
  • At 4/24/2008 11:04 PM, Blogger Uncle Joe said…

    I can't believe my wife left that on there!

    Here's a funny silly man story.
    My friend Bill was sitting with a table full of ladies at a Sunday after church meal.
    He looks at his wife and says:

    "My allergies are acting up. We'd better get home so I can take my Viagra".

     

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