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Sunday, April 20, 2008

Men, Anyway!

At the hospital the other night a patient asked his son, who was visiting, to turn on the fan, as he was feeling rather warm. The son obliged; switched it on and inquired, "Do you want it ovulating?"... then he paused, as if searching for the right word.
His embarrassed wife quickly interjected, "Honey, I think you mean oscillating."
"Oh... right!", he agreed.
It was one of those eye-rolling moments where the wife just sighs and carries on.
I couldn't stop laughing.


  • At 4/20/2008 9:42 PM, Blogger Aunt Jo said…

    HAHAHAHAHAH!!! Men! What do they know about ovaries, or oscillating fans apparently.
    AJ had to leave so I'll answer this.
    AJ, honey, babe, sweetheart. We know how to plug them in and turn them on and off. There you go.

  • At 4/24/2008 11:04 PM, Blogger Uncle Joe said…

    I can't believe my wife left that on there!

    Here's a funny silly man story.
    My friend Bill was sitting with a table full of ladies at a Sunday after church meal.
    He looks at his wife and says:

    "My allergies are acting up. We'd better get home so I can take my Viagra".


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